Release date: 02/01/2234
Ichi Corp has long said that their Protein Cubes® are just as good as biologically engineered foods. This has been a point of contention for many in Asia Proper’s capital, especially after Ichi Corp won the highly lucrative food service contract for the Asian Alliance military.
“I’ve been saying all along,” said Sam Ichiawa, “food is food. All the important atoms are there. We’re in the business of delivering good, quality product. Not poisoning our troops.”
Military leaders have praised the food blocks for their portability. The Protein Cubes® are easily stored and Alliance troops can carry a few weeks worth on their person while doing field maneuvers. Some even contribute the rise in harvesting productivity to the small cubes.
“Our DNA numbers are up 3% over last year this same time,” said Captain Tan, Asian Alliance Tengu division. “With these little blocks of food we can stay out longer and work harder. Sure, they taste like shit but who cares. It’s better than eating real shit. Believe me, I know. Who cares if Ichi Corp is making millions off selling these things? If I don’t have to eat another pile of frozen dung then I’m happy.”
With the lack of available land and water, traditional food processing is scarce. Ichi Corp is a leader in developing new organics for consumption in Asia Proper.
Ichi Corp has announced that they will introduce two new flavors next year, seaweed and chocolate.